* If he goes out, comes back in the morning smelling like cheap perfume and whiskey, don't question him, understand that his days are very hard and he needs a little something-something on the side.
* When he complains about the food, immediately dump it on the floor, roll in it, and bark like a dog, just to remind him you know your place in his house.
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What? You could totally pull that off. And you better too, if you know your place, woman.
* If he goes out, comes back in the morning smelling like cheap perfume and whiskey, don't question him, understand that his days are very hard and he needs a little something-something on the side.
* When he complains about the food, immediately dump it on the floor, roll in it, and bark like a dog, just to remind him you know your place in his house.
Gawd.
This made for interesting reading.
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