Friday, August 31, 2007

Why I would have been drunk on brandy everyday by 3 pm


An Actual 1955 Good Housekeeping article.

2 comments:

Chris Foresman said...

What? You could totally pull that off. And you better too, if you know your place, woman.

Nicole said...

* If he goes out, comes back in the morning smelling like cheap perfume and whiskey, don't question him, understand that his days are very hard and he needs a little something-something on the side.

* When he complains about the food, immediately dump it on the floor, roll in it, and bark like a dog, just to remind him you know your place in his house.

Gawd.

This made for interesting reading.