"I humbly relinquish my blogging virginity, Father Ted. Just please don't throw me into the volcano."

Let’s call this first one a test.
And not merely the kind that caused nausea forty-three minutes before language arts class due to the inability to priortize one’s need for an esteemed education at a real college versus the desire to spend the majority of the morning deciding which thrift shop dress to wear for the weekly club outing.
Nope, nothin’ like that.


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